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Okay. This is too hard. I can't pretend. I have to tell you the horrible truth. We're only in the first scene of the film and already, if you're watching it in 3D, you're probably whipping your hands in the air. Why? To try to slap Gray's chubby cheeks, who is simply insufferable. A caricature of an American movie child, he has a stupid haircut, family values ​​that would make , spends his time running around everywhere (Hollywood's definition of "mischievous") as for his supposed intelligence, it only manifests itself in his ability to shout out loud information from Wikipedia constantly, even unrelated to the current conversation. And since he never stops and runs everywhere, we'll call him Ritalin. His brother is hardly any better; I think his character is described in the script with the single line: "  has a serious priapism attack ." Indeed, buy phone number list aside from drooling over anything roploplos-wearing (with a few scripted exceptions, which we'll get to later), he has about as much personality as a slipper freshly graced by a cocker spaniel. Given the chemical mayhem wreaking havoc on his newly pubescent body, we'll call him Hormonax.

These two children, who will make you pray that the dinosaurs rip their heads off, are loaded into a car, which will drop them off at the airport to take a plane to Central America, where they are picked up by a ferry to guide them to their destination: Jurassic World.

On the boat, it continues: while Ritalin recites vaguely scientific stuff, his brother tries as best he can to control his various glands in front of females of his species. If not dinosaurs, then we're already talking about reptilian brains, I suppose. When the two finally disembark on the island of Jurassic World, we should note, however, that the writers have already gone on break, since Hormonax rolls his eyes at the reception waiting for them on the dock.

"  Oooh, phew, it's not Aunt Claire who's waiting for us! Instead, she sent us some kind of hottie, so lame. " 

Oh yeah, man. We just spent 10 minutes showing us that you obviously had a poltergeist in your pants, I understand why you're disappointed that we sent a young, well-built woman to take care of you. From there, two options. Either the film crew itself really has no interest in its own characters, or Hormonax only has taste for young girls. Which might cause him some problems with the police later on, but let's move on.