How could these geniuses have foreseen that?

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Then, it is decided to carry out a new test, in the presence of the board of directors: to send living matter this time. They therefore lock a monkey in one of the four available crates and, in this regard, I will have to be told why they chose to make an ugly monkey in 3D, for probably tens if not many more thousands of dollars, for a scene where we just follow on the screens for five seconds the monkey who looks worried when we teleport his crate, panics a little when he finds himself in another world, before being brought back c level executive list to Earth without incident. Did you have that much money to waste, kids? Was it too difficult to do a take with a real monkey that would have looked less fake and acted less badly, and above all, for probably 10 to 50 times less money at least? No but seriously Hollywood, what's the problem with the diarrhea of ​​3D and green screens?

In any case, the experiment was a success. Baxter's board of directors congratulated Professor Storm and greeted his team, announcing:

"  That's cool! We're going to be able to explore this new world! NASA is going to love it!
" "Excuse me?
" "What's going on, Mr. Von Doom? Do you like making people repeat themselves? You just built a machine for traveling and exploring, we're going to let travelers and explorers use it.
" "NO WAY! NEVER, YOU HEAR ME! IT'S A SCANDAL! AND WHY NOT GIVE THIS TELEPORTER TO THE CIA? HUU ... 

And Doom gives us his nervous conspiracy poop. Sure, my boy, but so, what were you thinking when you built your teleporter? That once it was done, you were going to use it once to go shopping at Auchan just to, then put it in the garage because, well, you wanted to develop it but not use it? Was it just for fun? What the hell is this moldy plot twist?

What follows is a scene where, disappointed, Johnny Storm and Richard Reeds get drunk at the Monaco with Doom, both to celebrate the success of their experiment and to complain about the nasty administrators who, wow! So they still had a say in the project? That's crazy. You mean to tell me that a project 100% funded by Baxter would belong to the Baxter company?

"Anyway, they're all idiots!" growls Doom. "Besides, heyyyy, guys, I'm drunk but... do you know who built Apollo 11?
" "Nooo, your mother?" (true dialogue, I'm as dismayed as you think)
"Nooo! When you know Neil Armstrong and everything?
" "Well, yeah!
" "Well, that's what I meant... you see? The guy who mounted the rocket? Everybody doesn't know his name!
" "Maybe because in fact on this kind of project you need hundreds of people and not just one guy, you big idiot?
" "Shoot, yell, mysterious voiceover! When the guy who walked first, planted the flag, thereeeeeee..."

That's when Reed had a fantastic idea.